Top 13 reasons NOT to shop on #blackfriday

1

Turkey coma lasts 48 hours

Like 0 people like this. 3 people use this response. Created by Jay D.

2

you value your life and safety of your children

Like 0 people like this. 2 people use this response. Created by Jay D.

3

bowling is on TV

Like 0 people like this. 2 people use this response. Created by Jay D.

4

you booked a full day with your therapist after spending Thansgiving with your family

Like 0 people like this. 2 people use this response. Created by Jay D.

5

I have to work selling stuff to these crazy people

Like 0 people like this. 2 people use this response. Created by Jay D.

6

Cyber Monday

Like 0 people like this. 2 people use this response. Created by Jay D.

7

Walmart doesn't pay taxes

Like 0 people like this. 1 people use this response. Created by Jay D.

8

Damn the man

Like 0 people like this. 1 people use this response. Created by Jay D.

9

Black Friday is racist! Why isn't it White Friday?

Like 0 people like this. 1 people use this response. Created by Jay D.

10

your drunk

Like 0 people like this. 1 people use this response. Created by Jay D.

11

you have no money and your drunk

Like 0 people like this. 1 people use this response. Created by Jay D.

12

your Amish (and better off that way)

Like 0 people like this. 1 people use this response. Created by Jay D.

13

it's NOT December 24th!

Like 0 people like this. 1 people use this response. Created by Jay D.

+

Add More

Most Popular Tops!