Top 13 Reasons to buy Michael Ian Black's new book, Navel Gazing: True Tales of Bodies, Mostly Mine (but also my mom's, which I know sounds weird)
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You think Michael Ian Black is a real author
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White guilt makes you want to support a black author
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Your name is Monty Brewster and you have 30 days to spend 30 million
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It is bizarro day at the office, you hate these games and don’t understand how this is supposed to build comradery but you’re obligated to play along… again
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Chuck Norris told you to
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Amazon sends along a complimentary Dr. Phil book with each purchase hoping it will help
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You ARE Michael Ian Black and want sales to at least hit the double digits before your upcoming dinner party with Michael Lohan
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“Hey I read the classics but I’m hip too, this book by Michael Ian Black changed my…. (and that’s when she knew, they would never be together)”
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It might be Erotica!
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His other books were good (sorry for you, this logic won’t help this time around)
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Tyler Durden asked you what you wanted to be and you made the mistake of telling him Michael Ian Black
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You’re a screenwriter doing research on the follow-up to Idiocracy
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It might be written by Mike Black former lineman for the New York Jets
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