Top 13 Reasons to buy Michael Ian Black's new book, Navel Gazing: True Tales of Bodies, Mostly Mine (but also my mom's, which I know sounds weird)

You think Michael Ian Black is a real author

White guilt makes you want to support a black author

Your name is Monty Brewster and you have 30 days to spend 30 million

It is bizarro day at the office, you hate these games and don’t understand how this is supposed to build comradery but you’re obligated to play along… again

Chuck Norris told you to

Amazon sends along a complimentary Dr. Phil book with each purchase hoping it will help

You ARE Michael Ian Black and want sales to at least hit the double digits before your upcoming dinner party with Michael Lohan

“Hey I read the classics but I’m hip too, this book by Michael Ian Black changed my…. (and that’s when she knew, they would never be together)”

It might be Erotica!

His other books were good (sorry for you, this logic won’t help this time around)

Tyler Durden asked you what you wanted to be and you made the mistake of telling him Michael Ian Black

You’re a screenwriter doing research on the follow-up to Idiocracy

It might be written by Mike Black former lineman for the New York Jets