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Top 13 Reasons to buy Michael Ian Black's new book, Navel Gazing: True Tales of Bodies, Mostly Mine (but also my mom's, which I know sounds weird)

  • 1

    You think Michael Ian Black is a real author

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  • 2

    White guilt makes you want to support a black author

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  • 3

    Your name is Monty Brewster and you have 30 days to spend 30 million

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  • 4

    It is bizarro day at the office, you hate these games and don’t understand how this is supposed to build comradery but you’re obligated to play along… again

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  • 6

    Amazon sends along a complimentary Dr. Phil book with each purchase hoping it will help

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  • 7

    You ARE Michael Ian Black and want sales to at least hit the double digits before your upcoming dinner party with Michael Lohan

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  • 8

    “Hey I read the classics but I’m hip too, this book by Michael Ian Black changed my…. (and that’s when she knew, they would never be together)”

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  • 10

    His other books were good (sorry for you, this logic won’t help this time around)

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  • 11

    Tyler Durden asked you what you wanted to be and you made the mistake of telling him Michael Ian Black

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  • 12

    You’re a screenwriter doing research on the follow-up to Idiocracy

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  • 13

    It might be written by Mike Black former lineman for the New York Jets

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