Top 10 Pandemic Pick Up Lines

You Smell So Good, Is That Purell You’re Wearing?

“I really can’t stay” / “Baby it’s COVID-19 outside”

Can't spell quarantine without U R A QT

Is that pneumonia in my lungs or has your smile just left me breathless?

I’m just a boy, standing 6 feet away from a girl. Asking you to maybe move back another foot. Thanks.

Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face.

You can’t spell virus without U and I

I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.

If COVID-19 doesn’t take you out, can I?

Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.